As I was thinking on the title for this post what came to my mind was 6 Ways to get stupidly killed while having fun. Though some of these gadgets would probably not get out of one's house.
So here they come...
1. Computer Mouse
I would say that this would definitely not be the Best mouse to take to college. It would be funny but you know how people are in the USA… In brazil maybe someone would try to buy it thinking that it is actually a grenade so that wouldn’t be a good idea also. Well, wait for the next one…
2. USB Drive
Do you have your USB drive?
Sure!
Woooww are you crazy man I thought I was your friend! I have a family!
Chill it’s only my new grenade pen drive!
I hope you don’t have this conversation with a cop… it’s ending might not be so good.
3. Joystick
I still don’t see how this one works… Hmm now I get it it’s a grenade, no. If someone could please enlighten me I would be very grateful.
4. Lamp
Wow... This is just sick…
No further comments…
5. MP3 Player
World War II
- Throw a grenade!!
- I’ll get one from you…
…. Why didn’t it blow up?
- That was my mp3 you *******
(No I won’t mention the case where a person wants to hear music in the subway.. that would not be a good idea at all)
6. Coin Bank
I need money!
- I’m going to play a prank with my little brother… (This only works if you paint the coin bank so it’s similar to a real grenade.)
Fire in the hole!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
-hauhauahuahuhau… now I got my money and some laughter out of it.
Well if I were you I would think twice before buying any of these gadgets, though the mouse seems really tempting…. I don't even know actually if it is legal to have any of these!!
1 comment:
Ha! The mouse and the jump drive are probably my favorites. But you're right--these gadgets could cause some potential problems.
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